FAQ
Surely, you aren’t actually turning 40, are you?
Yes, I am turning 40 and don’t call me Shirley.
But what birthday is this really?
I swear it’s my 40th birthday.
How are you still so young looking?
I have an intense regimen of spending a lot of money on skincare items and rarely, if ever, using them.
Can I celebrate your birthday?
I’d be offended if you didn’t. Come join me at any or all of my events, except for those that specifically list attendees. Or just follow, like, and comment on my exploits on Facebook!
What if I want to come to an event that has named attendees?
Sorry, those events have limited space, so unless your name is on the list, you won’t be able to attend.
What’s the deal with the events that say registration/tickets/credentials are required?
They say nothing in this life is free and that probably holds true for those events - you must have registered/tickets/credentials. Not my rules, but we all have to follow them.
Can I join you in NYC?
Sure! The Big Apple is about as tempting as the original apple in Eden, so I can’t blame you for wanting to come. But you’re on your own for travel and accommodations. Also, I’ve already booked some reservations and entertainment, so you’d have to figure that out as well.